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Humorous Items 
Welcome to our Humorous Items page. Here we shall provide for your pleasure, items that will tickle your funny-bones, and make good gag gifts. 

 

 

Minnesota Nortwoods Drinkin' Glass

 

Here we have a fine example of the Minnesota Nortwoods Drinkin' Glass. Guaranteed to hold 12 oz. of your favorite drinkin' stuff. Not only can you see through it, but it comes with a handy-dandy screw on cover that'll keep bugs, kids, and assorted friends and relatives out of your drink.

 

$10.00 plus shipping.

 

10 in stock

 

 

 

 

 

Genuine Minnesota Yardstick

 

Here we have a fine example of the Genuine Minnesota Yardstick. These fine examples were definitely found in our yard here in Minnesota. The Minnesota Yardstick has many useful applications. It can be used as a measuing tool, a depth guage for your lawn mower's, snowblower's gas tanks, dip it in ink, and it can be used as a pen, or even hold it out the window, and use it as a weather guage. The possibilities are endless! Your Genuine Minnesota Yardstick comes complete with a certificate of authenticity, so you can rest assured that you have the genuine article.

 

 

$5.00 plus shipping.

 

10 in stock

 

 

 

 

Genuine Minnesota Donut Bush Seeds

 

Yes folks! Here is a real Minnesota rarity! Minnesota Donut Bush Seeds! They just came in the other day, and may not last long! We have all three popular varieties, plain, frosted, and chocolate. There are 25 seeds in each pack, and guaranteed at least a dozen donuts per fully grown bush. Instructions for planting and care are on the back of the pack.

 

$2.00 plus shipping

 

12 plain in stock

12 frosted in stock

12 chocolate in stock

 

 

 

 

Authentic Minnesota Soup Stone

 

Yes! We have them! Authentic Minnesota Soup Stones! Just like the ones used by the famous explorer Gunnar Alroodsen. Gunnar used a stone similar to these to survive in the wilds of northern Minnesota back in the late 1700's.

 

WARNING! This product is only a novelty, not to be used for cooking in any way, shape, or form. It is only a joke, please treat is as such.

 

$3.00 plus shipping

 

6 in stock

 

 

 

 

 

Authentic Minnesota Dehydrated Water

 

Yes my friends! Another Minnesota rarity! Genuine Minnesota Dehydrated Water! This water has been dehydrated, and compressed to a point to where it is nearly invisible. One packet makes 3/4 gallon of water. Rehydration instructions are included with the packet.

 

$1.00 plus shipping

 

6 in stock

 

 

 

Coming Soon!!!

 

 

Minnesoda Vedder Station

 

Here's another fine product, the Minnesoda Vedder Station imported from the company of J. Noreed & Sons, of Malborkstaat, Sweden. It is the most modern, battery powered weather station available, and come this spring, we will be the exclusive dealer. Powered by 1 AA battery, and safe for all members of the family to operate. Complete instructions included.

 

$20.00 plus shipping

 

10 to be in stock

 

 

 

Genuine Minnesota Sundial

 

The one, the only, Genuine Minnesota Sundial can be used to accurately tell the time of day, both day and night. Made of 100% natural organic wood, your Genuine Minnesota Sundial will, with poper care, serve you very well for years to come. Comes complete with instructions for use, and accurate time display.

 

 

$10.00 plus shipping

 

5 to be in stock

 

 

Minnesota Magic Dollar Flipper